The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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