Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
tell me about the eggs
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