Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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