Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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