Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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