we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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