that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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