The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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