Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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