Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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