I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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