butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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