ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done