I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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