i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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