next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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