I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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