You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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