is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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