what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I enjoy the company of your penis
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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