Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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