I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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