have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with