anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT