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  doug butabi!

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  steve butabi!

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  hotties wanna shake it

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.

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• (323): View more from California

  I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..

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• (360): View more from Washington

  That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.

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  You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night

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• (253): View more from Washington

  He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.

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