so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
they're like a gay fantastic four
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
