she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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