i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
