yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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