Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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