What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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