Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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