You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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