My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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