Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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