I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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