You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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