Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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