Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I deserve to be covered in dicks
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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