No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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