I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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You. Win. At. Life.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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