it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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