I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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