Midget sex pt 2 tonight
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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