i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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