i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i just google imaged poop.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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