Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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