I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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