i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Less talking, more tequila
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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