oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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