He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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