She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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