If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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