question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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