Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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